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TP by JC

Postby Taz » Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:36 pm

TP by JC

Charmin Ultra, fluffy and grand
From K-Mart
Or Wal-mart
Scented toilet paper – home style brand.
Softens and scenting the hands
Two rolls,
Soft as rabbits.
I wash my hands
And no paper towels.
One
Roll
Sitting.
With threaded love,
To dry my hands.
Violet roll,
My nose was
soft as the
spring wind,
One short piece
Is all it takes
Double thick, God
Sent,
Woven, with immense care.
Two packs for
Double fun.
My nose
Was honored
In the way
Of
This heavenly
Smell
The pattern
Is ducks
Swimming on a pond.
Two small mallards.
Radiant,
And pore,
Glowing,
Like a new nickel,
The smell,
Sweet,
As an apple
Pie.

Nevertheless
I used
The paper of greatness
Not wanting to waste,
Or miss,
One
Moment.
I rub my cheeks,
Around
My mouth.
I resisted
The crave
To take a bite
Knowing the taste
Would
Haunt for days on end.
Eight packs
Are best not too small
Nor big,
But just right in size.
I can only imagine
Life without
The simple pleasure
Of a fresh
Blown nose,
With that first
Great sniff.
Once again with
No remorse.
Not news
But scented toilet paper.

The moral
Of my ode is this:
Take pride in the small
Things,
Feel while you can
For
How can you live
Without the
Roll by the can.

~Jared/Taz
Taz
 
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